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Muhlako Wa Alhomwe: Playing Folksy Politics?

image Malawi President Mutharika: Government immersing itself in the Lomwe superiority arcana

In a country impaired by appalling poverty, jungle politics and petty jealousies—the voters are in pre-labor contractions.  Oh! Lord! Bless their hearts!

They are waiting for the time when the five year long opus, of gross abuses of public office by the Mutharika government expire in May 2009.

Definitely, there will be a media whirl of incalculable enormity to give the most apt narrative of the fall of the “Self-styled Titans” of transgender politics to the spellbound nation come May 2009.

Accepting defeat will be the fitting epitaph for the eulogy and chronicles of felonious acts of sleaze and protection of polyamorous and predatory corporate and cabinet associates—the underwear brigade—who have hijacked our economy for personal enrichment.

These economic and political malfunctions form a sardonic or incongruous counterpoint to the expectations of the masses of a government that was going to staunch the hemorrhaging of public resources by unscrupulous public officers, the poor standards of living,  and all the other socio-economic tummy turns that the poor masses have to deal with.

These rampant orgies of mismanagement of the contents of the “public trough” and the colossal improper manipulative practices of tribalism and nepotism by dysfunctional powers that be are basically playing into the hands of those who do not wish our country well. 

In fact these maladies pale in comparison to some of the ills of the Banda era.  Justifiable that the sleazy-high-roller party hatchet men and women who are basking in the objectionable state of euphoria circa-DPP power play should not be afforded another opportunity to parade their snake eyes again.

Proper to the unheralded drum beat, Malawians got another serving-of-raw tribalism as they witnessed a brassy wave of phony Lomwe cultural activists literary jumping on the apolitical Muhlako wa Alhomwe Foundation concept.  This will of course alter the cultural trajectory of this nation as we are slowly seeing huge fissures in the wedlock of coexistence of local tribes which was once the envy of Africa.

The launching of the Muhlako wa Alhomwe Foundation is one of the many scattering decoys the current government is trying to employ to consolidate its illegal hegemony over Malawians. This is something off the heel that will require heavy cleansing by the sagacious electorates.

By promoting to eminence one tribe just because the President happens to share the same crocodile skin with some members of the Lomwe domain, the DPP is taking the nation on an unpalatable trip to self destruction.  By pivoting away from national unity to solitary tribal and unproductive politics, Mutharika will find himself counting meager votes from the Lomwe enclave.

Malawi is a nation with so many tribes and it is illogical for anybody to suggest that Lomwe should be taught in schools just because the president belongs to the Lomwe fraternity.  Does this not sound like someone clamoring for the teaching of all the languages spoken in Malawi in our public schools? 

Where are the resources and government programs that will implement such projects, when government cannot do anything worthy talking about with the very few languages currently being taught in schools?  Somebody is in survival mode here!  I can smell some urine!

The Lomwe people just like any other tribe in Malawi are free to form social clubs where they can bury each other when they die or drink their sisal spiked local spirits, but to engender their sorority in main stream politics, just like the “Human Toilet” Patricia Botomani-Kaliati was venting that this is the time of the Lomwes since they are in control, is to utter some of the most feverish garbage ever spewed by a human being.

The Lomwes are controlling nobody.  The fact is that we have a President who happens to answer to the Lomwe tag, and has allowed him to be abused and used by his hang-abouts who happen to be so stack up.

While the Mutharika government is immersing itself in the Lomwe superiority arcana, which was fraudulently designed to strengthen its political base, the Malawi nation is slowly becoming a splintered country and the cultural mosaics that wedded us together are painfully getting eroded. 

Thus to politically infuse the Lomwe Foundation concept in our political milieu is to sow seeds of suspicion and bile in the minds of the masses.  It is not a winner!

Certainly, by playing exaggerated “folksy” politics with our rich cultural heritage of coexistence and national unity, the DPP is emblazoning its predatory agenda and sinister insignia on suspecting Malawians.  Hamunati...muona!  

*The Author happens to be an open minded Lomwe from Thyolo whose Father worked with one Webster Ryson Thom Mtalika in Zomba before joining Mtalika in exile.

Comments (16 posted):

Brady Mbingwa on 06 October, 2008 03:24:08
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* have always suspected that Ganda is in one way or the other related to Mutharika and something must have happened between the two for them to be enemies. This makes sense.
T/A NKUNGULA fuck u on 06 October, 2008 06:54:08
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GET LOST LOMWE USATIDYASE KODI IN NDINU ANTHU? DZINKHOPE NGATI ANASAKHA OLAKWIKA KU CHIPULULU NKASA PRODUCTION NYOOOOO!!!!!!
Mukhwiri on 06 October, 2008 10:48:00
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A */A Nkungula mungochimapo zaziii sizikukukhudzani musiyeni Ganda achezepo ndi Bingu after all they are best friends koma kutukwana kwanu sikukuthandidzani chifukwa everybody was created in God'* image. You are saying Lomwes are not people this is what God is against. God should forgive you for you know not what you are doing. All races and tribes on earth are worth in the eye of God because He created us in His image and we need to reflect His character which is Love. If you keep talking nosense about people yet you call yourself a Christian where is your Love. Take this, every word spoken in open or hidden will be brought into judgment. Take care of you mouth it will throw you into a lake of fire when Jesus appears in the cloud to take to himself the righteous, people of love.* urge you to repent. Be blessed abundantly.
ALEX MWANAKHU on 06 October, 2008 11:12:26
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A GANDA,
WHICH TRIBE DO YOU BELONG?
* WISH ICOULD SEE AND MEET YOU.
KOMA MBWIYE, NDISAKUSWA NDI KASEMASEMA WAMVA???
kavunyenagama on 06 October, 2008 11:35:23
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alomwe tonse tili pambuyo pa bingu 2014 woooooooooo
on 06 October, 2008 01:51:56
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This is not a nice story to be posted on the internet. The story is full of hatred and tribalism. This cannot promote Malawi as a nation. Imagine people are insulting there own president? Is this polite?
PERIOD on 06 October, 2008 03:50:53
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VUTO LAKE LA JELASI YA MALAWI.IZI NDIYE ZA NKUTU,IS IT A PROBLEM TO HAVE THIS ASSOCIATION,THE CHEWA'* HAVE IT WHY NOT A LOMWE?CHILICHONSE NDALE BASI!SIMUZATUKUKANAZO ZIMENEZO BWANA.MUKAGWELE NDI JELASI YANUYO!KOMA NDIYE MUMVA KUWAWA A NYASATU WE ARE LAUNCHING PA 25 MUDZABWELE KWA CHONDE MUZAZIWONELE NOKHA!NDIPO IWE UKUNAMIZA ANTHU NDI MLOMWE IWEYO.MAKUTU MBU!FODYA ETI.
Mwanakho Kambenje on 06 October, 2008 05:59:41
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We love the Lomwe like any other tribe because we are all Malawians.We shudnt sow seeds of hatred amongst ourselves.If the launching of the Lomwe Foundation has been planned in good faith without being politicised ,then its a welcome development to all peace loving Malawians.WE DONT WANT ANY HIDDEN AGENDA IN THE LOMWE FOUNDATION WITH AN INTENTION OF SATISFYING UR POLITICAL AMBITIONS MR.PRESIDENT.We dont know whether its an idea of Joseph Mwanamveka who wants to stand as a member of parliament for his constituency in Chiradzulu district on the DPP ticket.(Despite his intelligence and kindness,Josephy Mwanamveka cant communicate well with other people because he is a stammerer and a womanizer).If you have advisors Mr.President,they have led u astray by suggesting that Lomwe language should be introduced in schools.They can have their own radio station if they want to but we totally disagree with u to include Lomwe in our already loaded syllabus.We would suggest that we better have Chitumbuka than Lomwe in our syllabus.You shouldnt monopolise things Mr.President just because you are the head of state---its a wrong decision at a wrong time Mr.President.Ndapita.
Phillip Banda on 06 October, 2008 07:48:40
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Bingu is like Kamuzu, both of them came to Malawi from abroad not knowing Malawians.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, both of them arrive in Malawi to power at an advanced age.

Bingu is like Kamuzu,both of them advence their own so called Tribes Bingu Lomwe the better word is Ngulu, Kamuzu advnced Chinyanja the better word Chichewa.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, they both created youth groups DPP Youth Morale and League of Malawi Youth respectively.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, Hads created zigewenga and Kamuzu had Zigewnga including Bingu himself, Chapondas and many more. Every dictator (Kamuzu and Bingu) has to have a CHIGEWENGA to say thatanything bad is done by that one (opposition) not this one (Government).

Bingu is like Kamuzu,Kamuzu had one party state where MPs were singing praise in Parliament Bingu is going there see how Chimunthu and others including Khembo., Chiziko are praise sining him.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, Kamuzu economy was far better Bingu is trying but he has an arlet opposition on checks and balances.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, Alomwe and Achewa respectively.

Bingu is like Kamuzu, Hewill accept deafeat in the general election even before the MEC has declared wh the winner will is because Bingu is like Kamuzu.
Grant Goodin Gonankuphe on 07 October, 2008 12:13:17
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* have liked this one! It seems somebody just commenetd without reading the article..not so Proud?
chemwa on 07 October, 2008 10:17:00
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if bingu goes to ngoni functions nobody opposes,if he goes to achewa functions nobody opposes,now kwa alomwe nkhani kuuuuuuuuuu!guys lets learn to be fair sometimes ,he is lomwe by tribe and he has to be proud of it leave him alone ,he should concentrate with his fellow lomwes freely
Hands Kawoko on 07 October, 2008 11:13:40
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Kodi mwambo wa a Lomwe mkazi akamwalira, munthu umakwatira mwana wako? Ndawona a Bingu kuti mwana wawo Duwa ukwati udatha, ndiye pano akapita ku phwando amayenda ndi Duwayo, ndipo akamavina, amgwirana mchiuno, kodi ndimo ulili mwambo wa a Lomwe? Posachedapa, adagwirananso mchiuno pamene amabwera kuchokera ku America, kodi anthu zimenezi mukuziwona? Ayi ngati a Lomwe khalidwe lawo ndi limeneli, ndiye sibwino mwana wako munthu kumukwatiwitsa kapena kukwatira a Lomwe. Ndi thandizeni kuti ndidziwe, kapena a Binguwa akuchita chizungu.
tito on 07 October, 2008 07:25:16
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Lomwes are the loose tribe as masoambeta rightly said. Loose in terms of morals.
mada on 08 October, 2008 07:49:53
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Good people, let'* not talk as if we are not Malawians. until that philosophy that hold one less superior and another inferior is abundoned, there shall always be these kinds of dirty talk. * am a Lomwe but don'* regard myself superior than Yaos or Ngonis, etc. The mare fact that Bingu is a Lomwe does not change my status to become superior than any other tribe in Malawi. We are all equal before the eyes of our everliving God. Now the launching of Muhlako wa Ahlomwe should not divide us. Those Lomwes who are saying are superior in Malawi does not know the seginificance of preserving ones culture. * was there at Limbe country club and was happy to see big men in town are of my tribe. Big men not because they have monies but well educated, heading reputable organisations, well mannered and respected in society. * don'* think these are the very same who are preaching superiority sermons now. What Joseph Mwanamvekha emphasised in regard to the launching of the much hatred Muhlako wa Ahlomwe is that and * quote" We are doing nothing new in Malawi that others have'* done. The chewas, Ngonis did it, Muhlako wa Ahlomwe is not a political party and does not answer to any political figure" * saw people from different political parties at Limbe country club and were all happy. So what is wrong a Malawi????? So Muhlako should not be launched now because Bingu is our state president, but when?? this is ****** mindset. We shall never go beyond our capabilities if this the kind of thinking that we Malawians are adopting. One should be proud of realising his tribe. Now, to all those who are saying Lomwes are superior in Malawi, * say to you SHUTUP. To those who are politicising this launching of Muhlako wa Ahlomwe, * say to you, your brain is as small as that of a frog, you don'* know who you are, you HAVE A ****** MIND AND EVIL HEART THAT NEEDS PANELBEATING. In the Bible, we have the twelve tribes of Israel. All have one thing in common: of being ISRAEL. So let'* be of such nature. TIYENDE PAMODZI NDI MTIMA UMODZI.
Maiye on 08 October, 2008 10:13:51
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A */A Nkungula, we thank God that all people from your tribe are very beautiful and handsome. As for us Lomwes, we are happy that we were made in the image of God, whether we are looking like the so called anasakha,it pleased Him. He is our potter, and we are the clay,May His name be Glorified. Would you therefore tell God to change us so that we can be like your good-looking tribe? Tell the other tribes to stop taking us as husbands and wives, tiipitsa mtundu wanu wokongolawo.

Kupsa mtima koteroko is demonic,nkhani yake yomweyi? Koma kunyumbako ngakhale makoswe amadziwanso kuti mphaka wankulu watulukira. * feel sorry for your mouth. May God help you.
Thengere on 08 October, 2008 11:34:35
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Mr Hands Kawoko, pepani ndithu ngati mukumufuna Duwa, you better go and try your luck than this. You know he cant say yes to you. * understand you have never travelled around the world, born ku thengere mpaka kukulira komweko, surely, seeing father holding daughter'* hands could be a breath-taking experience to you. Nyasatimes, muthandizeni munthu apite overseas akawone moyo wina please, mpaka afele ku thengere, noooooo, nooooo, he needs exposure munthu uyu.
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