Political Abortionists: Just Flies In The Ointment?

Sometimes Ntaba and Dausi’s ignorance is so embarrassing all one could do is laugh. Barefoot and retrogressive is still the frame of mind of these much talked about scarecrows; they don’t see the future and want to frantically hold on to the dirty and repugnant past.

Instead of cheering the normal political differences and the quality of bringing this country together they are crying in their beer and holding silly pess conferences to spout or shoot out hate and vitriol.

I was there in Lilongwe to bear witness to the most catastrophic display by the three desolate Amigos and the "Ponds-Smouldering-Fly-Honey" from the DPP. I was appalled by the lack of class and honesty of these shameless and ginseng propelled liars. Ntaba could use some educated company for a change.

How these ugly faces of the DPP advertising and misinformation "glamour team" thumped me! They really heinously, added a contemptible dose of spin, to the current stalemate at parliament.

No wonder I often find myself having reveries about what a more contented and pleasurable place Malawi would be if only these miscreants flaunted their dirty "wares" on a different planet.

The four hateful bloviators, Black Magic Ntaba, the obscenely grandiloquent Niccolo "$2,000.00" Dausi, disreputable Chikumbutso Mutuumodzi and the seductive and chronically insatiable Patricia Kaliati plainly committed the whole press conference to pitiable minutia and irrelevant political trifling. What a waste of time.

When Kaliati squirmed and rolled her eyes, Dausi played footsie with her! What a charade?

This hatchet quartet of the DPP is the stock-in-trade of hundreds of Kamuzu Banda clones that still litter the government side. However, these outdated political pimps hardly ever talk about what they stand for. I had before never heard them define just what the DPP ideology is. All they do is harass and harangue the general public with their notoriety.

At the press conference in Lilongwe however, they gave us a glimpse of what they stand for. And it was a frighteningly chilling montage. How revealing is it of these bimbos to start talking about their faith in the judiciary?

The same one their government has been castigating ferociously in the past as being corrupt and biased. Not surprising! Munlo who did not support Mutharika’s presidential candidacy but expediently drifted to the DPP through the Lomwe sorority or brotherhood, has been confirmed as Chief Justice! Any Hope?

When Ntaba, out of arrogance and absolute stupidity blurted that, they would not be in government if they did not know what the opposition is plotting, it only confirmed what I have been saying all along that there is a very intense surveillance campaign going on both within and outside Malawi to see who is meeting and talking to who.

Furthermore, it is well recorded that Black Magic Ntaba used to be a government snitch. He was a Kamuzu Banda stooge who was telling or tattling on Malawians abroad when he was doing his studies in the USA.

Many people lost their jobs and ended up at Mdzaleka or Mpyupyu Prisons because of Ntaba’s greed and incomparable malice.

Not surprising that Ntaba and his DPP colleagues want to take us back to that era of terror and unsavoury reputation. This is all because they do "think" about Malawi as a party property, and not a "Sovereign State" anymore. Dead Enders' Syndrome?

By making such thinly veiled threats and menacing insinuations, it means through the pretext of national security as declared by Sadists and Fascists like him, Ntaba was telling the Media, that government is at liberty to operate on merciless whims or unassailable caprice in terms of national strategy and constitutional rights and independence.

Fellow country folks, a dictatorship is born!

It is strange and so laughable that these inappropriate blowhards would advocate "Big Brotherhood" and other profanities instead of investing the human and financial resources into things like equipping our hospitals and improving our dilapidated public social services just as they are doing with the road network.

Ntaba and Dausi know that the DPP government is becoming very unpopular with its stunning catalogue of constitutional abuses as defined by its oppressive political beliefs, brazen misrule and diabolical positions on political policy. And if they have outspoken critics, they can then deal with them the way enemies are usually dealt with, through methods other than legislative stroke.

That government would conceive of such a characteristic, such a designation, and such a way to branding and then dealing with those people with whom it disagrees with on policy and politics is unconscionable and extremely unexciting.

But this is what the Ntaba—Dausi cartel is really about. Ridiculousness. Those who say no to dictatorship and advocate contact and dialogue instead are their enemies they have to deal with in the most frightful of methods because they are not sycophantic enough to be free.

Needless to say, that the current confrontation between the two sides in Parliament will not go away as the DPP wants it to. If the DPP continues to sulk and be stubborn, there will be no sympathisers to help them shed tears. Not like last year.

They may pass the budget without the opposition. They may do what they want. They may streak, dance and drink themselves silly. But the world is watching and it does not make them any good politicians at all, for what they are telling, the world is that they are disgraceful Fascists who are wantonly, walking over human rights and other civil liberties. Impunity? Possibly!

They are just vile and spiteful political abortionists. Certainly!