So you aren’t a ghost yet, kikikikikiiiii. Soon.

Your excellency sir, you are practically a zombie.

“Kodi mukuwona mtembo pano?” Malemu Pulofesa ikufuna.

“Eeeee tikuwuwona. Inuyo Adad”. Anyway, are you left-handed? Is this a good sign of health? Inu a dpp mukudziwa kuti Kamuzu lost because of old age? Kamuzu Banda died three years after losing the elections of 1994. Had he won Gwanda would have taken over. Izi mukutipatsa izi the same scenario. Chimulirenji will take over. Amati wakufa sadziwika koma ndi bodza amadziwika. Ngati mwayamba nokha kumutchula malemu tiziti nchiyani? Akweni yankhani.

Mark my words. Post 21 May the following events will halpen: 1. DPP will win with a slender majority and lose many parliamentary seats. 2. MCP will lose, and then the Nkholokolos will rear their heads and say, ”We told you'” 3. UTM will shatter and most of its members will return to the ruling party. 4. Dr Laz Chakwera will retire from politics immediately because he would have exhausted his two terms. The pulpit is waiting for him. 5. PP will vanish, even its members will be so ashamed to even wear their t-shirts. JB will ashamedly resume her… Read more »

DPP victory is a foregone conclusion