# 1 Mhesha, clearly you were not able to understand this article. It is not an advertisement for a language arts programme. It is an invitation for Malawians and Malawi residents to compete for a US$40,000 prize in fictional literature.

It seems that some people have become so obsessed with gays that they are unable to think about anything else. If that is the only thought that your head has room for, you need to expand it with Thoko’s Therapeutic, All-New, Improved, Revised, Extended, Standard Chimutu Enhancer (and Miracle Cure for AIDS and Cretinism).