Talking Blues: Malawi President Chakwera angling for the ‘Prince of Thieves’ dishonour

After last week’s discourse re: “Indecisiveness as the hallmark of President Lazarus Chakwera’s leadership this far”, it was a pleasant surprise for many to see Chakwera in action. Whether the action was just or unjust, legally tenable or untenable or whatever, Chakwera took action. As I had argued last week, it is only by trying […]

Talking Blues: Indecisiveness, the kiss of death for President Chakwera

“Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.”- George Canning, British premier, Apr-Aug 1827 I recently stumbled on a fascinating article titled the Anatomy of Military Incompetence. Its thrust is that failure to make any decision is almost as bad as making a poor decision. Expressed mathematically, indecision = lousy decision. The author supports this […]

Talking Blues: Does Malawi need Section 91? Strip president of immunity: Isn’t this section enabling corruption

Last Sunday’s Times Television flagship “Hot Current” programme broached the nascent debate over Section 91 of the Republic of Malawi’s Constitution. The Section reads as follows: (1) No person holding the office of President or performing the functions of President may be sued in any civil proceedings, but the office of President shall not be […]

Talking Blues: No one is about the law ‘Nemo est supra legem’

Before I cut to the chase, I hereby reproduce, in their entirety, two letters. From:  OPC To:  Rt. Hon. Nyirenda, Chief Justice-MSCA Date:  5 June 2020 Dear Rt. Honourable Justice Nyirenda, LEAVE PENDING RETIREMENT I write in respect of the above matter, My Lord, and wish to advise that according to employment records kept by […]

Talking Blues: A whiff of Chakwera’s Valentine Day’s bouquet of roses

As with all Valentine Days, this year’s day was not uneventful. Covid-19 notwithstanding, a lot happened. For fear of opening a Pandora’s Box, I will leave this at that and redirect our discourse elsewhere. On Valentine Day, President Lazarus Chakwera gifted us a bouquet of roses in the form of his first serious statement of […]

Talking Blues: It looked easy when the damn horse did it – the buck stops at Chakwera’s door

Lest I be ranked with Nero who was busy fiddling when Rome was burning, I will go straight to the point.To set the context, a factual timeline is necessary: 31 Dec 2019: China reported the emergence of a new virus. 20 Jan 2020: WHO declared Covid19 a global pandemic. 20 Mar 2020: A State of […]

Talking Blues: A trainee pilot, national sins and a stolen horse; all in the mix

As such, along with our focus on the future we want must be some reflection on what assets we can build on presently and what sins from our past we must avoid.” – President Lazarus Chakwera, at the launch of Malawi Vision 2063, Kamuzu Palace, 19 January 2021. A man was told that a plane […]

Talking Blues: Of Pandora’s box, Sisyphus, the crab, the crane and double-crossing

“Then I witnessed the torture of Sisyphus, as he wrestled with a huge rock with both hands. Bracing himself and thrusting with hands and feet, he pushed the boulder uphill to the top.  But just when he was about to topple it over the crest, its sheer weight turned it back, and he had to […]

Talking Blues Xtra: Merit or quota?

The Ministry of Education is under attack. The issue? The selection of the 2019/20 PSLCE candidates to national secondary schools whose allocation of students to Malawi’s 24 national secondary schools is as below: Northern Education Division 182 students, Central East 250 students, Central West 679 students, South East 230 students, South West 230 students, and […]

Talking Blues: Prof Kamchedzera interrogates Chakwera’s vexation with the Gordian Knot

A “Gordian knot” is a conundrum denoting a complex or unsolvable problem. The term’s origin is traced to Alexander the Great who, in 333 B.C., marched into the Phrygian capital of Gordium in modern-day Turkey. Upon arrival, history says he encountered an ancient wagon, its yoke tied with “several knots all so tightly entangled that […]

Christmas Blues: Talking Blues special, Merry Christmas Malawi

For every Malawian, the year 2020 started with unprecedented suspense arising from waiting for the then-pending judgement by the Constitutional Court which was at that time deliberating on the controversial May 2019 Presidential Elections Case. The judgement came, and the parties at the wrong end of it ill-advisedly appealed. By the time the Justices of […]

Talking Blues: Kantoletole! Osatolayo! Samwa mkaka!

President Lazarus Chakwera and Vice President Saulos Chilima were at Capital Hill on Friday, leading this month’s environmental clean-up activity. This is the president’s second clean-up excursion since Cabinet resolved that the campaign be institutionalised and be conducted monthly, every second Friday. Now, you all know that I have been very tough on this president. […]

Talking Blues: Malawi goes full circle, reverts to factory settings – colonial status with Blair

Social media, especially Twitter and Facebook, were hot this past week. The controversy was about Malawi’s new well-wisher, Mr Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. Tony Blair as he is better known, served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1997 to 2007 and Leader of the Labour Party from 1994 to 2007. It was revealed […]

Talking Blues: Is President Chakwera’s come-to-Jesus moment a harbinger of good tidings?

Monday 23 November 2020 will be remembered as the day that President Lazarus Chakwera experienced his presidential come-to-Jesus moment. Speaking at Kamuzu Palace when chairing the signing ceremony of Public Service Reform Performance Contracts with government ministries, local councils, institutions and parastatals; Chakwera bemoaned the public service’s failure to repent, change and begin earning the […]