Sexing cucumber girl not from Malawi Assemblies of God University: Police denies arrest
Malawi Assemblies of God University (MAGU) has spring up swiftly to refute social media stories that one of its girls was engaged in sexual love affair with a cucumber, the phallic-shaped veg.
MAGU registrar Albert Newa has refuted the authenticity of the photo/video supposedly being its student, who is in a sexually compromised situation trending on the social media.
In the video, the said student allegedly called Chimwemwe Chipungu, is said to have been arrested by the police for using a cocumber to quench her sexual desire.
She has resorted to sexing cucumber because she had no proper dildos
“MAGU categorically refutes and declares that the said student is not a MAGU student. Therefore, this is fake news with intent to damage the reputation of the school,” said Newa.
He said additionally, the Malawi Police Service has confirmed that there has not been an arrest of such a person who used cucumber “to pleasure her”. He says some sources also claim that this article trended in 2018 from West Africa.
“MAGU Management would like to plead with members of the public to desist from spreading such news as this destroys a persons reputation and is part of internet bullying,” he says.
Newa says following the spread of such fake news, MAGU shall not hesitate but engage its legal counsel to track and take legal action against persons behind the spread of this fake news using the Electronic Transaction and Cyber Security Law and other relevant legal instruments.
Many girls, not only in Malawi, reportedly do have greengrocery lovemaking episodes, which also features carrots and some courgettes.
Not sexual love affair… Rather sexual encounter…
This is why women have oversized genitals. Too much use of cucumber. And they end up blaming men for having small members and yet women make themselves okhwefuka by using oversized objects kundata. Fwetseki.
Zikumveka ngati kulira kwa akuchimunatu apa. You have reacted too persoanaly to the issue, bro. Pepani, pepani, pepani….
Forgive her zinamuvuta ameneyo. Tulo timasowa or was not satisfied where she was coming from?
Mache bola watota
Zamanyi zokha zokha basi
Vuto lanu nchani???
Mwina mmafuna ayitane inuyo??!
Is this really news in Malawi? C’mon, get a grip people, why would police even think of getting involved in this. People are doing worse things in their bedrooms and who cares. Who said you can not use any item to pleasure yourself?
the school is defending its image and it has all the rights.
The crime would be the distribution of pornographic material. The action itself is neither here nor there.