Kaliati offers Mzuzu women ‘sex tips: Malawi minister slurs ex-First Gentleman

Minister of Gender Patricia Kaliati Wednesday took advantage of her political whistle stop tour in Chibanja ward, aimed at mobilizing support for Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) aspirant George Manda, and lectured women on the importance of giving “good sex” to the husbands.

Kaliati: Sex-talk minister

Kaliati: Sex-talk minister

Like in a classroom, Kaliati said it was because Malawian women were not free with their husbands that the men were “outsourcing the same services elsewhere.”

She told hundreds of women at Mbawemi Women’s Group, a community based centre that has an orphan care and also supports vulnerable children in Chibanja, that couples must “be open to each other.”

Kaliati repeatedly said women must offer “good sex,” adding “sex must be done with lights on and candles light on.”

The Minister said couples should strive for adventurous moments to enjoy the sexual life.

Added Kaliati: “Don’t eat in the dark.”

The minister, who survived cabinet shake-up by President Peter Mutharika on Monday, did not spare men saying they “leave the best in their homes and eat rot from elsewhere.”

She advised couples to go for Voluntary Counselling and Testing (VCT) frequently in order to curb the HIV/AIDS pandemic.

“If we’re HIV positive, let us be good enough and make sure that it ends on us. Let us make our next generation HIV free. Let us love our children and children’s children,” she advised.

She said women must go for regular screenings for cervical cancer, to avoid excessive damage.

Returning to men, Kaliati accused former president Joyce Banda’s husband of not setting a good example to fellow men when he was the country’s first gentleman.

“He did not even organize bawo for fellow men to play so that they don’t rape our minors,” said Kaliati.

She commended present first lady Gertrude Mutharika for the Beautify Malawi (Beam) project, saying that is what “first gentlemen and ladies in this country must do.”

Talking politics, Kaliati reiterated DPP regional governor Kenneth Sanga’s calls that people of Chibanja must “vote a DPP candidate or forget about development in the region.”

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86 thoughts on “Kaliati offers Mzuzu women ‘sex tips: Malawi minister slurs ex-First Gentleman”

  1. Winston Msowoya says:

    I have been wondering as to why our beloved mother Malawi has drifted into a jungle of fools and laughing stock of the world.I did not know or think that our so- called Ministers are buffoons and idiots who have established themselves as non-starters among our disgruntled citizens. How on earth a senior Cabinet Minister could shamelessly and arrogantly demean our dignified mothers in front of the children typically against our well established traditions.P.Kaliati looked well dressed and cream furnished body amidst wreched local women she addressed.Really,talking about sex infront of young people portrays the poor qualities of the so – called leaders we have and will continue to have at the expense of the nation’s economic and political establishment.it is really unbelievable that there are tons of bright and well informed individuals in our country who could use their political and economic know- how to the greater advantage of our nation.To my comprehension,P. Kaliati is not,by far,to have Ministerial post other than leading beauty contest even though,she is not good looking prostitute.

    Y

  2. Pinford says:

    Ya well she made point she is bringing Tsimba right in the door steps of the Northern women Who by her understanding they are lacking sexual orientation but waste much time on Education. Good thinking Madam minister.

  3. Bawo Madness says:

    Why should Richard Banda teach bawo at all. This is something that does not exist in his village at all. It reminds me of the teaching nyau paradox leveled against northern teachers in the late ’80s by the then ruling MCP. Why use a similar useless allegory again against the same people you want to victimize once again?

  4. jm says:

    Mr Real Northernor, ma babie ophweka to fuk here in twn a those from North. This includes married northern women. I know, with regrets i hav punched some northern married woman, on top of others tht i know sm guys are fuking hard! As if this is not enough, two northern guys akudyerananso ma babie, boil fr that matter. Osamanamizana, kumpoto kuli chigololo koopya and u need sex education more than anyone else.

  5. Munthu wa nzeru amapanga za nzeru, woputsa amapanga zoputsa and mtengo uli umadziwika ndi zipatso zake

  6. Gumbutoni says:

    Koma yaaaa plez don’t combine government issues and party issues mayi bongololo sadzorera mafuta pa gulu plez mupeze malo omanenera ziMenezo osati palipose

  7. Joe says:

    Anthu mumadana ndi chilungamo apa kweni sakunama ayi anthu ambiri akufa kwambiri chifukwa chachiwelewele .

  8. samuel Nyapala says:

    Tiye nazo Kweni wa ku Chilimankhwanje

  9. Rompwa says:

    Zoputsa

  10. here to read comments says:

    Your comments are awesome

  11. mona says:

    Patricia kaliati minister for sexual intercouse and bedroom matters
    patricia ndiwe mbuli ya munthu and umakonda chiwerewere kuposa chitukuko

  12. kamasozo says:

    Ndiye kuti maiwa samatha. amuna awo si aja amapanga wantchito

  13. Chigawaneni says:

    If she was lecturing to women only, I see no issue here. People are perishing due to lack of knowledge. Malawians, don’t be naive.

  14. mulomwe says:

    I am your fellow mulomwe woman Patricia ukutipangitsa manyazi ndikutitukwanitsa ife amayi tonse a chilomwe. Bambo Richard Banda anakulakwira chiyani kuti udziwachula pamene paja. Mai inu tasinthaniko khalidwe ndithu anthu adzalankhulepo za inu kutsogolo kuti koma maiwa asintha zedi, anali ozungulira mutu koma pano adachila amaganiza, amalankhula ndikuchita bwino. Ine ndakuikani pa prayer list yanga mai kuti Mulungu akutsitsimutseni chifukwa ife anthu anzanu tayesetsa kukudzudzulani kuti musinthe mai koma talephera popeza ndife olephera anzanu koma Mulungu wosalepherayo, akudzudzuleni kuti potelo muchite changu nimutembenuke (Chibvumbulutso 3:19)

  15. Nasan says:

    Kodi dziko lathuli likupita kuti kukhalangati nduna zambili sizimaziwa kusina kwasokhano wandale ndi wa chitukuko a Hon.kaliati zimenezi timakambila ku thezo osati pasika musationonge alomwefe

  16. Zizindikila za mmasiku otsiliza. Wowerengawe khala maso.

  17. juviyo says:

    Mai Patricia, kodi makomenti onsewa mukuwerenga? Nanga inu muganizilapo bwanji pamenepa? Chonde mai inu, tamakhalaniko chete nthawi zina mwaona mukunyozetsa mtundu wanu wonse kuphatikizako ife a pa central region pamene sitilankhula moola mkamwa chotere mai. Ngati maiwa ali ndi ana, amuna, abale ndi makolo awo, chonde tamawapatsaniko advice, popeza anthu pa ma net pa amawalangiza kwambiri koma kusamva maiwa.

  18. ENEYA LIMBIKANI says:

    kkkkkkkkkk tsonotu enafe ndife ana, kani mumatero kuchipindaku eti? ndadziwako, kudya sadyera kumdima hahahaha Kaliyati waonjeza

  19. Alfred Newmann says:

    Comment tends to dignify this evil trash.

  20. Real northerner says:

    Northern women concentrates in getting education while Lomwe girls are taught of these bonking antics at tender age in some tea plantations to make some babies at a tender age to win some useless votes in Malawi.All the way from LL kuzaphunzitsa azimayi akumpoto kunyamulira.We have enough of Lomwe prostitutes in the north ndipo sizikuyendanso malondanso masiku ano because northerners are very smart.Ku Paris Club Ku Mzuzu zungotuwa.Richard Banda has got no time to play nawo ndichifukwa anali chief justice.He had all the time read than kutuwa mmanja kumasewera bawo.Bawo azisewera alomwe who have all the time to heavily bonk each other and kusewera bawo.simunawone mlomwe wina mmene amuchotsera mano Ku Bt?Ngati mulibe zoyankhula musabwere kumpoto.Osaphunzitsa Ana athu uhule kuno.

    1. Nyabighi says:

      Are you kidding me, get a life. If yours doesn’t get up it’s not Kaliati’s fault.

  21. BENGO says:

    Tiyeni nazoni tione mmene zithere!

  22. Zanga Phe Basi says:

    No wonder the muthalika bros went for their grandchildren: Bingu at around 75 married Calista at around 45. simple arithmetic plz folks: 75-45 now let us count backwards when bingu was 31 calista was 1. this implies that he raped her. do the same with apm and beam lady

    mayi inu otchedwa kaliati mulije manyazi ndithu. we dont expect such speeches from hon memebers.

  23. Yes she must talk the truth

  24. Boven banda says:

    This is not America watch we should follow our Culture we don’t say sex like preaching

  25. Mwamtomamwekha says:

    Akweni mind ur business. Wat wrong did former first gentle man do? Zopusa basi!

  26. Shuaib says:

    Mpaka pamenepo eeee

  27. Hawa says:

    Munakauzanso kuti azikhala ndi zokoka ngati zachilomwe. Mai malamba hehehehe

  28. Tobias says:

    Mwaonjeza Take Responsibility Of Ur Work Musatilaule Plz

  29. juxtstaposition says:

    Kaliati you have nailed on the head. This is a crucial topic majority of us pretend to hate and inwardly we tend to like it.

  30. foster says:

    i didnt know we are campaigning yet, a Kaliati wants to make the headlines,

  31. jimbo says:

    The whole of Malawi needs development, not just a small part of the Northern Region. What is the DPP doing about it? So far, nothing. The country is crying out for basic infrastructure and development that should have taken place years ago. The DPP is the party of PROMISES which it fails to fulfil. A party should be voted for and supported because of its record, not for its promises for the future. The DPP’s record is one of failure. It has done nothing to improve the lives of Malawians. The problems continue to escalate and multiply while the DPP plays at politics. Anyone who votes for the DPP candidate must be living in cloud cuckoo land.

  32. chatonda says:

    So she has become a sex lecturer now as part of her job description, right/ Strange indeed

  33. mlowoka says:

    zivele wekha,kaliati wanena yekha apa

  34. Mulungu says:

    Kodi this Kaliati!! She would make Baboons feel like enlightened Buddha’s! She is just completely daft to say things as she does about sex, its between 2 (or more sometimes!) individuals and not for her to add some candle light too! I bet she has not had any ever and therefore just wants the country to follow her example!

  35. The south especially the Lomwes are suppliers of prostitutes and thieves. Kaliati wants to soil and spoil the north with uhule wa kwawo.

  36. Godwill says:

    Wandisokosera nkulinga utamva. Mayi Kaliati pitirizani malangizo abwinowa kwa Azimayi athuwa. Mwina mabanja nkumalimbako amangwetu……….

  37. Jobwijo Majenga says:

    This kaladi knows sex indeed

  38. redeemed says:

    Why do l get a feeling that her sentiment over the former first gentle man is blown out of proportion?.

  39. CHANGUCHANGU says:

    So : Bed antics = Development

    hahaha a nation with good bed couples will surely end up being overpopulated….hands up Minister Kaliati

  40. Nabanda says:

    Tsopano a Richard Banda zawakhudziranso pati? koma Patricia Kaliati you have a bad mouth. Honestly you could just concentrate on zancthito and not refer to an innocent man, Richard Banda. Inuyo ndie mmakonda “eating in the dark” nkona maid wako anakudyelani katundu coz ankapangira mu light ndipo a Kaliati anagoma nayo game yoona ndi maso.Shame on you woman!!

  41. Austin says:

    She is nothing but the Clap-Trader!

  42. chiya says:

    mwayamba kuyiwala kuti Mulungu amalanda mukaonjeza? God can silence u thro another cardiac attack loss of life mukamatumbwa too much. zonyekulira ukaphunzitse alomwe omwewo

  43. Kachamba says:

    Northen women satha kunyamulira aphunzitseni

  44. chiya says:

    no wonder no kulera among lomwes, always thinking sex.

  45. Stupid says:

    True on sex mission mmmmm akazi koma kupelekela kuzibwezidi . Ukati gaga kuti zuluuu.tseketseke. Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  46. Katong'ongo says:

    Antie Pat unleashing her trade from chinamwali. Za ufisi ndi jando ku north ayiiii!!!

  47. kene wa kene says:

    Zowerenga mma porno izi. Akakhala ngati iye amamukwanitsa wakeyo. Siuja mamuna wake amakanyenga msewu wopita ku Chileka zaka zapitazi!!!!!!!

  48. Phiri says:

    Nduna ya zachigololomu unduna wa za chigololo Akweni Patricia Kaliati. Let your husband comment and we will give you thumbs up. But hear this Galu okuwa saluma and am positive you are just one of the barking dogs

  49. If madam kaliati can gv lessons on sex it means she an expert but my question is: hw come that angie kaliati ws hvng sex wth kaliatis houe maid? Madam kaliati plz tame ur tongue attacking r banda is bad nanga tikanena kut angie ndi opusa coz sangakuloleni kut muziziphoda choncho mpaka kunyasa nazo

  50. juviyo says:

    Ndikupempha anthu amene muwerenge ndalembazi kuti mundiyankheko mafunso awa:
    1. Kodi amuna awo a maiwa, Mr Kaliyati alipo?
    2. Kodi amawerenga kapena kumwa ma blander onse amachita akazi awowa?
    3. Kodi Mr. Kaliyati ali ndi say pa maiwa?
    4. Kodi abale ndi makolo a Mr. Kaliyati amakhudzidwapo ndi zichitochito za mulamu ndi mpongozi wawoyu Patricia?
    5. Kodi Mr. Kaliyati khalidwe ndi malankhulidwe a mai akwawowa zimawa:
    -sangalatsa?
    -chititsa manyazi?
    -khudza?
    Abale amene muli nalo kufupi banja limenelinu, kapena amene mumadziwako za banja limeneli tandiuzaniko chifukwa ine ndimawamvera chifundo bamboo Kaliyatiwa koma ndikutheka kuti sindiyenela kumawamvera chifundo chifukwa eni akewo all is well with khalidwe ndi mctitidwe wa akazi awowa popeza akuti apawo ndi mizu yakachere imakumana pansi ndiponso zapachitundu msamalowerera

  51. A Kaliati, tikudikira zomwe mudatilonjeza zija ife, osati muzitiuza zokwerana m’magetsi akumazimazimawa, njala ili pamimba. Boma lanu lukhala ngati lakomoka bwanji? We need a vibrant govt ife.

  52. Thats very true Akweni, amunawa asamatithawe, tidziwaonetsa style yosowa.

  53. Phangala says:

    I thought government comes from government, I didn’t know it comes from a political party

  54. madson says:

    We need people who can deliver not kukamba za ine I don’t think by mentioning Richard can solve Malawian problems,,, thanks for your wantchito for having sex in full lights akakuphuzitsani zina muzatiuzaso.

  55. amina says:

    Kaliati you are out of bounds. Pliz concentrate on your own ministry. Shame on bringing on board Richard Banda what for? Remember khofi lobwezera limawawa…. mark my word! kikiki The whole minister talking about giving sex instead of national developments. Shame on you gal.

  56. Tili Chenene says:

    Chindere chakufikapo.

  57. Kamphongo wa Kwa Masikini says:

    This is true Patricia, northern women do not know how to swing at the bedroom. They just sleep and watch while being bonked. They are just hard and not flexible.

  58. kaliati iz a lady need retirement knowingly needs to participate things whch iz iniciation
    dt 4get this Woman iz frm Lomwe Heritage nw she iz Lomwe.

  59. Professor Dr. James Napwiri Phiri says:

    Richard Banda samayankhula sayambana ndi munthu why castigating him? Kaliati umamufuna Richard Banda eti

  60. Trevor Manyi says:

    This woman has lost her mind.Skin bleaching products contain hydroquinone which causes madness

  61. Kaliatism says:

    Akweni inu mumaperekera ya bwino kodiiii…….tip imeneyi titengere? Chigololo amauzana kodi za ziiiiiii

  62. Che Ngana says:

    Waitha Mama.Mlakho Ndi Deal.Dont Eat In The Dark.

  63. chaiwone wawo says:

    Kaliati You could have given your uphungu to the women without dragging in Justice Richard Banda (Retired,SC). I don’t see how he comes in into your lessons. Be able to conduct rallies without castigating others

  64. Malnwian says:

    Kaliati Chief Justice Riachard Banda is man of class and an achiever. This man deserves better than insults from you. Surely he has done a lot for the country and the last thing that this country can do to him to not to recognize his contribution to the country’s judicial contribution. You should be ashamed. Why should we always talk about you Mrs kaliati? Silly

  65. Youn says:

    Minister uyunso ndiye watikwana bwanji? Kodi ku DPP’ko kulibe anthu ena amene mitu yao imakoka oti mungawapatse unduna? Why should the whole minister spend our tax money kumakagwira ntchito ya alangizi?

  66. Kaziwiziwi says:

    Patricia Kaliati Botomani, the sex machine.

    Mzungu wathuwathu ameneyu, ndi manyazi omwe alibe. I hope Pitala amakufila kwambiri. kumamuyamikila Getu momuphimba mmaso, kwinaku ukunyoza Richard chifukwa anakuuza kuti “u r not sexy” kkkkk, kukuseka aixe!

  67. VILLAGE IDIOT AT IT AGAIN.

  68. JIMMY says:

    inde akweni. malangizo anzeru kwambiri. can you do the same in the other three regions, south, centre and eastern regions

  69. anadimba says:

    koma mayi ameneyi kuyaluka sazasiya,pajatu mikanda yake inaduka akuphunzitsa aphunzitsa ndikumuthandiza kutorere ati che Angie asayang,ane kwina koma att kutalitali .paja aBandawa umawapoilira eti? Iwotu samakufuna .heehee e mai apenga uyu.anampoto muwonetsewni kuti wangodziyalutsa.komasumagona nawo tulo.

  70. ANGITAU says:

    akweni the sex talker.mr kaliati no comment.

  71. Salome kahonge says:

    is women empowerment followed here?? you do encourage women to fight 4 their rights and voice out…so honourable MP you are encouraging women to follow all what the husband wants what if the woman dnt want sex is it right for the husband to go out?? if the husband go out and sleep with other women it isnt the fault of a wife it only shows that the man has no love and respect for the woman… women have the right to say noo to sex

  72. Nkhwanjee! says:

    Sanga and Kaliyati miss point on definition of development, you mean a single Ward can determine development in Mzuzu, I think you are joking, Kaliyati your region is full of DDP MPs and Councilors, yet most areas are in pathetic state, so don’t cheat us, our North is better off. Za former first gentleman ndiye ukunama. Asiyeni Ada widu taweni, he isn’t of your level. Talk of economy not silly things – is DDP doing fine???????. Opinion poll : Yes____ or No _____ Why should we vote for who???? ngati akulephera your PP/DPP converted MP zitukuko mu Mzuzu, ndiye Councilor wa Chibanja Ward??? hehedee! kkkkkkkkkkk!

  73. Mwana wa Masteni says:

    Kaliati ngati iwe umapeleka good sex kwa amuna ako bwanji amakaphanaphana ndi mzimai wa tchito wako. It tells us that inuyo simumamufikapo mwamuna wanu. Kapena mukuchita zija za “do what I preach and not what I do”

  74. Rover says:

    Mai Kaliati, tsiku lina muzapange demonstrate za sex’zi. Call your husband and do it right there so that people should learn one or two bobs.

  75. Hamu says:

    Musiyeni Richard Banda sanafune kuononga mbiri yake poononga ndalama za boma.

  76. mxiinyo says:

    Koma ndi sex ministry tsopano

  77. Joseph Mponda says:

    Thats good anduna bt u were suporsed to show them how u do when servicing good sex to your man anduna….Ithnk ndinu okoma anduna.

  78. Malawiano says:

    Pa dzikodi olo ukhale chete amakupezeradi chifukwa. Lucius anayimba kale. mayi Kaliati, a Richard Banda akudyerani chani? kapena ndiimene imakubweretserani chakudya pa tebulo yotukwanayi? Dzipatseni ulemu.

  79. “Vote a DPP candidate or forget about development in the region”said Gender Minister Patricia Kaliati.I do not know why African politicians think that they can ONLY take development to areas/ which voted for them.That is BLACKMAIL and must not be allowed.Money for development does NOT come from politician’s pocket.That is taxpayer’s money meant for all people in the country regardless of their political affiliations.People in opposition parties also pay taxes in full.

  80. Chimbalanga says:

    Kaliati, uyambe wachotsa cha mdiso mwako ndiye udzichotsa cha Ena. Iwe ndi mamuna Wako Jones mumangokhalila kumenyana lelo ukuti ukukhonza za mbanja mwa anzako, hypocrite.

  81. Jemu says:

    So development of the whole northern region hinges on the winning of a mere Chiwanja ward councillor? Sanga and Kaliati think they are in a Nursery 1 class.

  82. berhtha says:

    Mngaliba kaliati ukunena zoona l will invite you to my send off ukapereke bwambo wa ku bed hahaha l like it

  83. KAMBWE says:

    Richard Banda wakulakwila chani kaliati…iwetu iwe.. chonsecho amuna ako anapeleka mimba kwa mzimai wantchito mpakana mwana.. koma anthu enawa ..

  84. Honest says:

    Koma matembelero ena timawaputa dala. Musandikumbutse muluzi akunyoza malewezi. Nde mwati a ex first gentleman chani??? Chiri kwamzako koma chimaphwekaaa

  85. Joseph says:

    Ooh so thats what BEAM is about… Stealing millions of Malawians’ money just so that lomwes can buy bawos to play themselves with? Wow. Malawi at it lowest! It could have helped if Kaliati knew half as much about her ministry as she does about sex and bawo.

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