Civil servants BANNED from cozy hotel trips:  Crackdown on bonkers junkets to save taxpayers’ cash

Civil servants have been ordered to pack away their suitcases and cancel their posh hotel bookings as bosses launch a brutal crackdown on cozy government junkets.

​Top brass at the Office of the President and Cabinet have put an IMMEDIATE stop to all taxpayer-funded workshops, seminars, and lavish away-days outside official work stations.

​The extraordinary ban aims to smash reckless public spending and haul bureaucrats back into reality.

​In a blistering directive, Chief Secretary to the Government Justin Adack Saidi warned department heads to stop splashing the cash on external venues and start using their own bloody offices instead.

​Under the tough new rules, officials must now use existing government facilities—such as basic boardrooms and backroom meeting spaces—for their daily chats.

​STRICT NEW ORDERS

• ​NO MORE HOTEL JUNKETS: All government-funded external venues are strictly off-limits.
• ​USE YOUR OWN ROOMS: Meetings must take place in existing, no-frills government facilities.
• ​TOTAL COMPLIANCE: Department bosses face strict orders to police every single penny spent.

​Controlling officers across all ministries have been told in no uncertain terms to enforce the ban or face the consequences, as the government scrambles to protect the public purse.

​Bosses insists the drastic lockdown on perks is essential to enforce real fiscal discipline and keep national development on track—starting by ending the gravy train for good.