Dzuka Malawi: Jeff wa Jeff, Kamlepo and the Dead North

The dead north, as Welesnkey, Kamuzu Banda, George Chaponda and now Jeff wa Jeffrey calls it, still remains dead. Imagine, only in 2014, there was massive celebration of its first traffic lights. The Reserve Bank only opened in 2015 and its major infrastructure over the past 20 years has been conversion of a Teachers Training College into a University and a Taiwanese donated Central Hospital.

The mortuary at Rumphi has been dead for years, at Karonga, Chitipa and Mzimba hospitals they normally have one old ambulance covering many health facilities. The bridge on M1 keeps being washed away, yes the same M1 with proud Kamuzu and other strong bridges in other areas.

A whole President accused Northerners of cheating at “Mzuzu corner” rendering credentials of most northerners “suspicious.” Of course Jeff wa Jeffrey will get away with her remarks, she is not from the North and behind the curtains most of our political class agree with her, encourage her and wanted her to say more.

Compare the unfortunate Khumbo Kachali and his “pakhomo pa nyoko theory” the poor man was made to apologise not twice, but thrice. Imagine the poor Henry Chibwana who suggested “one party” and was forced to resign and forgo his ambition even as MP in Bwanje, Ntcheu.

In short any sin committed against Northerner is acceptable in Malawi. During Kamuzu Banda’s period they had to change their surnames, home address and even marry somewhere just to be accepted for an opportunity in the University of Malawi. Today, quota system is accepted, not meritorious award because we are afraid of Northerners taking over.

You wonder why Malawi is poor. Instead of promoting the best, we accept poor standards, poor grades and push them to the national front, as long as they belong to our tribe, family or district. The cost of this, you have many who feel entitled to do what they want and fail Malawians.

The standards of Malawi continue to plummet because for me to get a job I need to be a praise singer and boot licker and never worry about ethics and performance. Today, we have people that are delivering being sacked or contracts terminated, just because they come from Northern region.

Within the Government, there has been one exception. The First Lady Dr. Getrude Mutharika. I have read more than once her engagements, which she normally schedules and she has been one highly visible visitor to the “dead north” than any other senior politician.

With the firing of people like Patricia Kaliati who could truly travel across the country and loved by all without looking at tribe, the ruling party is now left with a Secretary General who was put in because someone within the party wants to become President Mutharika running mate and she is a political novice.

Going towards elections with a possibility of a 50 plus one vote, DPP might want to rethink about Jeff wa Jeffrey. She has fought Kaliati, swore at Journalists from Nkhotakota Community, insulted a whole region and engaged in bitter fights with some MP’s and denied others access to party materials. The party which won with 36 percent during the last election, could make a summersault if it keeps people like Jeff wa Jeffrey who every time they open their mouths makes the DPP look more arrogant, tribalistic and isolated.

The internal fight of the DPP has already seen the  near political deaths of George Chaponda, Patricia Kaliati, Ben Phiri, Bright Malopa, Dr. Jean Nachika Kalirani, Dr. Soulosi Chilima and now we can add a whole region thanks to Jeff wa Jeffrey. All these were the front line and on the side of President Mutharika at the beginning. APM might need to seriously reflect where he is getting political advice and look at their intentions.  It might not be too late to let Jeff wa Jeffrey become regional governor for the Lake Shore where she can make an impact, not, definitely not a national face of a ruling party.

For death north, let them keep crying. They do really fight each other a lot. Duntu Kachali was fired by the under hand of the now holy man Harry Mkandawire and Christopher Mzomera Ngwira. These two supported by Enoch Chihana, Frank Mwenefumbo and others fought hard to remove their fellow northerner from being running mate and succeeded. The same is true for many fallen northerners since Banda’s period, that’s why I rarely shed no tear for them. Aleke Banda arrested Manoah Chirwa, Kanyama Chiume composed “zonse zimene nza Kamuzu Banda” and of course as recent as 2002 Khwauli Msiska and Chakufwa Chihana were the faces of Bakili Muluzi’s third term. Useless.

Finally, another northern giant Kamlepo Kalua was in the news recently. Kamlepo, the one who makes noise all the time is one corrupt politician Malawi can do without. Up to now he fails to produce documentation for his cars, stages the most comical abduction and then selectively remembers only a few things from his kidnapping.

Kamlepo is a key member of a certain religious grouping and his “sins” among the congregation are well documented. I would have asked him to resign if he had any morals. But as we all know our politicians have no moral vocabulary and as a “dead nation” Malawians we are, we will keep paying them with our taxes.

Dzuka Malawi, is now in agreement with ReBoot Malawi- a new initiative coming in 2019 to change the political landscape. Get ready, wake up and ReBoot Malawi, lets end the years of self-inflicted misery and wake up. Dzuka Malawi Dzuka! Dzuka dead north Dzuka!  It is time to ReBoot Malawi!

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25 thoughts on “Dzuka Malawi: Jeff wa Jeff, Kamlepo and the Dead North”

  1. Kaka says:

    Chitukuko cha Malawi nkutionetsa Peter pa TV daily for 24 hours. Sometimes I ask myself, kodi ogwira ntchito ku TVM mukakhala pa off duty, mumaonera TVM tanuyi? I doubt.

  2. The Ear says:

    Did you research? Are you sure Manoah Chirwa was ever arrested in Malawi? If perhaps you wanted to say Orton Chirwa then make a fresh research and find out who presented the arrest of the couple as an a xmass gift to Kamuzu – you will be ashamed. Youth need a little research b4 mentioning names my dear learned author.

  3. Che Silaju says:

    Za ziii! Ndale za ku Malawi ife ku midzi kuno tikufuna ndi kutigula mbeu zathu monga soya, mtedza, nandolo, fodya pa mtengo okwera kuti tithe kupindula

  4. yosefe mateyu says:

    dead north is much alive…all mines, man made forests, coffee, good missionary schools, farm land, taifa goods, beautiful women, educated men are in the north…

  5. Mgoloso says:

    Chilungamo chimawawa – koma Jeff akunena zoona zake

  6. Daniel says:

    Rudo Tariro, you should know that Malawi is the poorest country in the world. No region or area is better than the other. Malawi is not poor because of the northerners. Can you imagine -Malawi colleges, schools, universities, hospitals, army, research stations, capital hill etc without the northerners. Yes, the country is being ruled by those from other regions but the northerners are there enjoying the cake. Top government positions since the Kamuzu rule are being occupied by the northerners, you go in the villages, people from the south are those dying with hunger every year. Unless you tell us that over populated, uneducated, hunger etc is development, then you are right. You can’t tell the villagers from the south this no sence because they are those cultivating in Rumphi, Karonga etc. There are thousands who are working in estates. Rudo, Malawi is a poor country yes but if we are united, we can develop it.

  7. Ngulenjeti N says:

    The truth is we northerners are indeed dead, burried and forgotten for ever. We are the creators of our own down fall and we need not to blame anyone. I do not think if we can put aside our greed and selfish ambitions, get united and speak with one voice on one platform, we can fail to demand development for the region. lets remember that if it was not for the then mighty Aford, the Hospital we are talking about could have been there. even the university too could be not be here. therefore lets wake up get united demand for something. its pathetic to be hearing that each year when the budget is presented in paliament, what we hear is such such development for the south or the centre but nothing for the north. time is now to demand our rights to equal development even if it means vigils and demostrations.

  8. pathfinder says:

    olemba nkhaniyi ndi galu kwabaasi. iwe ukamanena kuti chaponda has been sidelined from dpp’s major activities, as a proof to say kuli mabvuto ku dpp, monga siukudziwa kulakwa kwa chaponda? milandu yonse ija yachimanga sumawerenga kapena kuyidziwa?

  9. KUCHITHEKETE says:

    L BELIEVE THAT FOR THE COUNTRY TO DEVELOP, WILL DEPEND ON HARD WORK NOT MERE RHETORIC. THE DEAD NORTH, AS YOU LIKE TO CALL IT, IS LABELING WHICH I FOR ONE AS A NORTHERNER DON’T LIKE IT, NORTHERNERS ARE NOT FOR POLITICAL PROPAGANDA. LEAVE US ALONE. THIS ARTICLE IS A MESS. YOU WILL NOT ACHIEVE WHAT YOU MANT TO ACHIEVE BY STANDING ON THE SHOULDERS OF NORTHENERS. SHAME

  10. David Mhango says:

    I STRONGLY FEEL THAT THERE WAS NO NEED MENTIONING THE NAME KAMLEPO,IF HE HAD NOTHING TO SAY,WHY MENTIONING HIM? THIS MAN IS TOSSED ARLEADY FROM HIS CONSTITUENCY FOR HIS INEPTITUDENESS IN WORKING FOR HIS VOTERS.PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF HIS LIES,HE JUST CAMPAINED FOR HIS OWN ECONOMIC INTEREST.LEAVE HIM ALONE,WE HAVE NO MORE DESIRE FOR HIM IN THE NEXT GENERAL ELECTIONS PERIOD!!!!

  11. True patriot says:

    I do not fully subscribe to the author’s views but I like his/her style of writing! I can see that many commentators have hopelessly missed the line of the author’s arguments…

    Well done…

  12. William Tell says:

    Those who don’t cry will cry in their sleep. We are good at discussing issues bit don’t do anything about it. While you were writing and reading this article, corruption, nepotism, fraud has been happening in this government and opposition camps. This morning on CNN i saw the Canadian president going for a jog and taking selfies with high school kids. There were no kilometre SUV’s, no ambulances, firetrucks, gvt Land Cruisers and hangers on. That right there is the reason why we in poverty, materially and spiritually.

  13. Chitukuko says:

    The one who wrote this article has a tribalist instinct and I doubt if he or she is well informed.

  14. Chitukuko says:

    The one who wrote this article has a tribalist instinct and I doubt if he or is well informed.

  15. Maunits says:

    50+1 % dpp mwagwa nayo. Imvani alengeza a MEC dont run away to America 2019.

  16. Maunits says:

    Msiska u are lying to yourself and you are a kid in politics support your dead party dpp. We have have got the executive from south and North. Only that you don’t know them because you are like Jeff wa Jeff useless people no more dpp ruling this country. 36% against 28% then who will get North and lower shire game of numbers.

  17. be humane says:

    when making an analysis of the Northern region districts, don’t forget to do a similar comparative analysis of district in other regions to show strenghts of your arguments. Tell us about development of Neno and phalombe. Tell us about development of Ntchisi and Dowa where Dowa has just had a tarmac road in 2016 with Neno still having no Secondary secondary school and no tarmac road. make such ana analysis and compare with the northern region. We have MCP in the central region, UDF and DPP in the South and no party in the north. does that give any implication?. We have Moyale Barracks, and Chilumba Barracks in the North, only Cobbe barracks in the East, Chichiri in Blantyre, Kamuzu barracks in Lilongwe.

  18. wilfred Msiska says:

    DPP is a national party check this:
    northern region; Goodall gondwe, jappie mhango, grace Obama chiumia, Kenneth sanga, vuwa Kaunda etc
    2. central region: chilima, Samuel tembenu, jean kalirani, ntaba, wa Geoffrey, etc
    3. eastern region, msaka, Gertrude mutharika etc
    4 dausi and katsonga mwanza neno; kasaila, lower shire then you have the lomwe belt.
    now I ask which big shot guy does MCP have in its executive who comes from lomwe belt? from eastern region? from lower shire? even from the north its only msowoya no one else! should we bother analyzing Aford? now between DPP, MCP and afford who is nepotistic?

  19. HATRED FROM KAMUZU BANDA TO PETER AGANIST NORTH PEOPLE says:

    NORTH PEOPLE LET US UNITE AND THINK ONE THING AS BELOW STATED RULES

    1. SELF RULE
    2. FEDERATION
    3. INCLUSIVE

  20. HATRED OF KANYAMA FROM KAMUZU BANDA says:

    WHAT YOU DID YOU PPLE OF Dpp pARTY IS AVERY SHAMEFUL THINGS
    1. YOU EMPLOYED YOUR RELATIVES TO THE CITY FROM SOUTH ALL MOST 13 PLUS DRIVER
    TO SWINDLE THIS PROJECT MONEY AND CONSTRUCT HOUSES BACK TO YOUR CITIES
    2. THE ROADS YOU CONSTRUCTED HERE IS HALF INCH IT WILL NOT LIVE LONG AS IAM
    SAYING NOW IT HAS STARTED
    3. 6 ROADS TO ONE CONTRACTER WHICH IS A MISTAKE

  21. MANYI says:

    Dear dpp
    Dont take us for granted
    You promised us
    Mombera University in the north
    AIRPORT
    STADIUM

    NOW THE TIME FOR VOTING IS AROUND THE
    CORNER

    WE NEED THESE THINGS

    DONT THINK YOU CAN
    FOOL US ALL THE TIME !!

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!

  22. USISYA PEOPLE DO STILL BECAUSE OF HATRED OF KANYAMA FROM KAMUZU BANDA says:

    Due to hatred between Kamuzu and Kanyama USISYA people are still suffering
    1. NO Lakeshore road
    2. no Hospitals
    3. no network
    4. NO road network
    5. no access to life
    6. no justice
    7. no electricity
    8. no piped water
    9. no political ambitions due to the above mentioned hate as it is still maintained
    10.no direction of life as people from this area never expect to be called MALAWIANS

    So if people like JEFREY WA JEFREY and her collegues breath such nonses matter to life of today
    we strongly loose hope and we think to submit ourself to TANZANIA may be they may
    think of us.

    1. George Goodwell Nyirenda says:

      Do worry my brother AFORD is back kunozga vose ivo, just be cool, please join a revamp,

  23. Gwede says:

    Whatever, little do people know that DPP doesn’t share its votes with anyone.
    Little do also people know that DPP is making inroads to other regions everyday
    Little do people know that the opposition is just ractive and have no substance to offer Malawians.

    1. HATRED FROM KAMUZU BANDA TO NORTH PEOPLE says:

      THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE JEFREY WA JEFREY FOR UNDERMINING YOUR SECRETS FROM YOUR PARTY
      We people of NORTH we were suspecting your acts from you people of south since then up to
      now you have said it yourself clear that you are too selfish.

      SO GIVE US ENOUGH TIME TO RE – THINK ABOUT
      1. INCLUSIVE
      2. FEDERATION or
      3. SELF RULE AS OUR OWN COUNTRY

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