Malawians poking fun of my name -Prophet Mboro: Takes selfies in heaven
Controversial South African ‘prophet’ Mboro has noted that Malawians find his name amusing – apparently in Chichewa, Malawi’s lingua franca, it means a man’s private part.
Taking it on Facebook, the leader and founder of the Incredible Happenings Ministries in Johannesburg, who has now claimed that he went to heaven over the Easter weekend and took selfies with Jesus, wondered why Malawians poke fun at his name.
He said people should be focusing in his miraculous journey to heaven, saying s he has proof the afterlife exists – a selfie that he took in heaven.
Thousands of churchgoers witnessed his ascension into nirvana, with people saying the “sky looked different” around 10.30 am on Sunday.
Apparently as Mboro was about to begin his sermon, a beam of light shone down from the sky.
Many feared he had been taken by aliens, and was relieved to learn he was only whisked away to paradise.
Luckily he had his Samsung Galaxy S5 with him, and took a selfie of him chilling with the angels.
A spokesperson for the church said anyone who want to see this miraculous imagecan be accessed through a R5 000 pledge.
“Those who need the pictures can contact the church and make the pledge using Money Market then we will send them the pictures on WhatsApp.”
maybe he is right! may u prove more 4 the world to understand ur claims.
the prophet thing has developed into a hit in the christendom, I think christianity does not teach in detail who a prophet is. its not along time from now that we will see god’s conducting a sunday service in churches.
youthful christians take heed you are in for more of these insane claims. mpaka xhoza wife? how did he know? they speak xhoza up there?
Yeah this NiGa has played alot… I can sense he is about to die bad.
muli bho a profet kkkk
is he a prophet or profit? if the the whole salvation is for free wat more a selfie? u pple are playing with fire.for we know only in part let GOD judge us
Yaa!churches have become major sources of universal suffering and wars.we have tricksters playing on gullible people desperately seeking god’s salvation and faith.God,where are you?Burn these people alive for they are tempting you too much.
Kenaka tizamva wabwea ndi maticket olowera ku paradizo, pa mtengo wa K3.5 million
A sign of last days
Ma anti Christ ameneo musatinyenge ife takana,ife chilungamo tikuchidziwa & tili nganganga pambuyo pa Yesu mwana wa Mulungu wamoyo.
Umbolowo ndiye umenewo.
Ine ndindani kuti nditsutse munthu wamulungu
God forgive us
Things that a photo shop can do…. Zamabodza ndiife….. no man can see God and live…..not in this sinful nature….. and for the record no man is perfect….
zaziiii izi
Tele munthu wa nzeru nkumati ndinali kumwamaba ndkatenga selfie in Mulungu? complete madness ndi dzin lomwelo lochita kunekeratu ktui ngachisokonezo!
In English language its PENIS and in Shona language, its MBORO.
Its a funny name just like prophet MBORO.
KIKIKI Munthu kupita kumwamba kukajambulisa ndikubwereranso kuzadya nsima pajoni. Kikikikiki Ambuye nkumati a Mboro anabwera kuzazijambula ndi phone yawo koma sanachedwe abwereranso ku ziko lapansi akukaonesa anthu pictureyo pamtengo wa R5,000.
Mboro zoona ungapite kumwamba ndikubwerako olowalowa zoona kuti uzapange ndalama padziko lapansi, Kupita kumwamba kukangonjambulisa ndi angero basi. Ife tikufuna titakalowa kumeneko iwe kupita ndikubwerako ndi picture basi. Mboro unakakhala konko wataya mwai chifukwa chandalama.
Chabwino ife tamva prophet Mboro azaweruza yekha Mwana wa Mulungu
God of israel hear us please…..let us nt to be mislead my these people who call themselves profets…..mmmm God is t true dat he took with him amobile 4n???? mmmmm da story itsef sounds untrue…Let me nt be amongst those guys who a willng to see these 4tos because 4 sure iknw kuti mzakumidimaa..to hell with his piks
Guys tiziwerenga Mau a Mulungu please chonde. Mulungu ndi wabwino. Iiiiii mpaka munthu kupita ku mpaladiso kukajambulisa eee!!!! ndikubwereranso kumazadya nsima. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ndikumapempha ma R5,000 zoona Kikikikiki!!!!!!!!. Basi Yesu kumwambako amvekere, kunabwera prophet Mboro kuzajambulisa sanakhalise wapitanso paziko lapansi HA! HA! HA! HA! Anthufe tachulusa masewera ndipo tilibe mantha ndi MULUNGU YHWH.
But then why are all these prophets Based in South Africa. All these so called miracules happen in South Africa to lesser extents in Nigeria.
AFRICA IS BECOMING A PRISONER OF RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITION!
THIS STORY IS EXAMPLE OF THIS NONSENSE
.. and presidents praying while people starve and die drugless in hospitals
… and religious leaders fawning to politicians
eeeish!
if he really took the pics, why sell them. He doesn’t have to because it is like he is selling the gospel, some people don’t believe that God exist, why, if it is real, not share the pics. That is why we are focusing on your name rather than your unbelievable defective story
the cost implication of incoming prophets………r5000….jus for such miracles…….?do we need miracles….or salvation?
Izi ndiye nkhuni za ku jahena!
His z a liar
Thaku libaya says.
Mathews 7: 21-23.
by the way why charge R5000:to a spiritual picture……akwa kubera anthu these ministries eish
This is Satan and he is at work.
How is he revelling himself? Its by word coming out of his mouth, actions and what he shows himself he is.
The face of Lucifer is that!
To Hell you the Demon, Devil/Satan!
Nthawi za nthawi tili nayo ntchito yayikulu zedi
Prophet Mbolo tsopano
zikakhala bwino anakwatirana Ndi prophet less Viligo Akuti zimatchane
I don’t believe this not even for a second. these people are liars and are only trying 2 get $.
Kkkkkkkk koma yah!! trust me such prophets deserve an additional one billion years of burning when true God that saved Sadrach,Misheck and Abednego in that furnance of fire comes..this is theft by trick,Jesus never sold his miracles and who are you
KIKIKIKIKI R5,000 to access Prophet Mboro’s selfie in heaven when he was chilling with angels and perhaps Jesus? Lol. Why can’t man of gold release these selfies for free so that we unbelievers should believe? Eish, nearer to thee our God
What Kind of name is that prophet using (MBOLO) .Yes, here in Malawi ndikutukwana. Hey ! U Malawians lets make him to change his name through requesting because akuvula amuna, So yet he did not prophetise his name kuti in other countries like us ndikutukwan, the same to Zambians.
As Adolf Hitler exclaimed when he received a grovelling message from the Englishman Neville Chamberlain in 1938: ‘Ich bin vom Himmel gefallen!’
Kma Eeeeeee …….Ma Prophet
Christianity in shambles
So this is yet another embarrassment to the Malawian name. Are you kidding me? Asking for money to see pictures of this self-proclaimed prophet. Any “real” prophet would post his selfies for free:)
Wats fanny in sa do you want to tel us that u cant preach here in malawi hehehe ur name sounds abusive
Ine nde ndalipila kale kuti ndione nbolo imeneyi. Ngati mbolo waona, inenso ndione. Tisanyoze aneneri amulungu
We don’t know what to believe anymore. It’s Shepherds, Reverend, Bishops, Apostles, Prophets, Evangelists, we don’t know who we should follow. It’s Believers, Zionist Baptist, Methodist, Pentecostal, Presbyterian, Catholic, we don’t know where to go now. It’s confusing. Let us wait and see.
anyambuti mulikut? Osaopa ma prophet onyenga tithane nawo osaopa
kkkkiiiii going to heaven????? I doubt.
Prophet MBORO..?
Nothing strange! All these so called men of God have these tricks in common. Thus why they get rich so quickly because there are so many desperate people out there who can pay any amount to just meet these so called Money making corn Artists.
5000 rands for a free picture.may the good lord forgive you
kumwamba tizikapita nimafoni, ndiye kukabebatu
Eeeee! Aneneri onyenga bodza osachita nalo manyazi,kkkkk
Samsung kumwamba?
masiku osllza.sitinati, ndiye mwadzazakotu ku jononiko,
Taking selfies in heaven???? Are you joking???
No!! this is ridiculous, if it’s poverty, you better find other way not robbing people day light in the name of the Most High.
Looking for money eti. Koma zina la mulungu mwalisewelesa mwafikakapo basi. The god of mercy must be with you mr prophet mboro.
Ndiye umborowo kkkkk. Thiz r the prophets who should hav attended the 9t of prayers at kamuzu stadium wth apm kkkkl.
Am waiting to hear comments about his going into heaven and not his name coz if it were a Malawian prophet the whole network would have been jammed with negative comments by Malawians and even a song could have been composed linking him ( prophet) with some sudden death. Koma pano Ali xiii waiting for their own son prophet Bushiri to do something so that they can crucify him. Apa a prophet was akuti K5000 kuti muone zithuzi za kumwamba?
Ine am waiting!!!
Lets wait and see whether bushiri can outdo this mbolo trick. Go deeper papa isanalakwe apapa. Wina nduja akuti akudziwa komwe ndege inagwela. 2 years yatha.
hahaha five what
Really? These are end of days for real! !
If this whole thing doesn’t qualify to be one of the signs of the end of time then I wonder what else will. You mean one has to pledge R 5000 to access the useless selfie? This guy is a conman. By the way, much as the name Mboro rhymes the Chichewa name of penis, those who know the grammar will see the difference is in the spelling. The Chichewa name of penis is “Mbolo” and not “Mboro”.
NOT EVEN MOSES WHO WAS GIVEN THE TEN COMMANDMENTS EVER SAW THE LORD FACE BY FACE. MALAWIANS WE SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WITH SUCH MEN. IF INDEED HE WAS TAKEN TO HEAVEN WAS IT FOR HIM TO MAKE MONEY OR FOR THE GOLY OF GOD AND HIS MESSAGE OF HIS COMING ?????
MAY GOD FORGIVE SUCH MEN OF GOD WHO PRIORTIZE THEIR OWN GOLY AND NOT GOD’S GOLY
Hahaha, what a joke!